This is the third time this week something like this went wrong! First, there was this guy who claimed he could identify the owner of a personal item just by touching it. So I convinced the audience to remove any watch, necklace or wallet and place them in an emerald covered bag that was being passed around. The guy takes the bag and makes a run for the door. I couldn't believe it! That same day, a man comes in with his own personal zoo and claims he can control his animals by sheer thought. I was starting to believe he could do it until his lion got pissed off and ripped his throat open. Now this! I hope this doesn't kill my ratings!